I have had enough rhymes.
No, I couldn't possibly have one more, thank you.
I love you and you love me
I love that your goal in life is to be the best tramp
you can be
I love that you find it no social sin
to get all your fruit from Tesco's bin
I love that your shoes barely cover your feet
and your appearance is anything other than neat
I love the way you play that battered guitar
and that your life plan doesn't go very far
But then there was that court case,
and it was such a shame
to learn that you caused those parents much pain
It doesn't seem right to keep
all those little shoes
But I will keep all the clippings of you
that I find in the news.
I love that your goal in life is to be the best tramp
you can be
I love that you find it no social sin
to get all your fruit from Tesco's bin
I love that your shoes barely cover your feet
and your appearance is anything other than neat
I love the way you play that battered guitar
and that your life plan doesn't go very far
But then there was that court case,
and it was such a shame
to learn that you caused those parents much pain
It doesn't seem right to keep
all those little shoes
But I will keep all the clippings of you
that I find in the news.