All right, mates? 

If you're reading this, then you're probably reading my blog. You've probably just read the word 'blog'. And again now: 'blog'.

In case it isn't clear: this is my blog. 

Now that everyone is totally up to speed, I'll set out my intentions. Best to be clear from the start, so there are no hurt feelings or sore faces later down the line.

What are my intentions?

Good questions.

Think I'll just post some poems and things. 

Yeah. That's it. That'll do.

I'll start now. Here's one. Here's a poem:

sticky hot

end of summer

me and 

you

with our shiny smiling eyes

and our shiny smiling teeth

today would be perfect

if we weren't covered

in wasps